Kenny Roper:
I'm Rope a Dope
A proud Cherokee
I stay busy chopping girls' cherry trees
I'll show you my buns if the booze is free
Hands on the wheel
and fondue my cheese
Hey, ladies
please pass me another
I'm not a rubber lover glover
I don't need no love buffer
I'ma do like Pete Ward
and go undercover
Make a sister leave a brother
We goin' make a little trouble
Glen McReynolds:
(EXHALES)
You're the new guy?
Dale Douglas:
Dale Douglas!
Flier than a Cutlass Supreme
Southeast Texas Cherokees
We the team
Finn, me, and Coma
We got Mac in between
Number one position players
Make these girls wanna scream
Wakin ' up in a dream
Lucid so sweet
We make you toothless
To put it plain and simple
We the cream of the crop
Cherokees are never leavin '
the top... Douglas
Charlie Willoughby:
My name is Willoughby
I know the master plan
I got the sun and the stars
In the palm of my hand
Carl Sagan knows the universe is eternal
I'm gonna burn this down
till my brain's a kernel
Finnegan:
Dr. Finnegan, so epicurean
Indulge in the BMOC
There's only one thing bigger than my IQ
And it stops around my knee
Let me drop a Finnegism
and make a Finnegasm
Expand the universe
Make it shudder and spasm
'Cause when you party like a savage
Speak like a poet
You cha-chao
before you even know it
Alex Brumley:
Hey, guys
The name's Alex Brumley
I'm gonna break it to you fresh
All the guys around here punch me
'Cause they know that I'm the best
It's my first days of college
I'm just trying to fit in
So won't you come with me
and please be my friend?
- Please?
Nesbit:
- Brumley, shut the fuck up!
Now, I'm Nesbit
No shame with no game
I'm throwing money down the drain like no thing
The best in a-gambling
Nesbit's a-rambling
Submarine pitch
And the Mac can't handle it
Cherokee chow Coo-coo-capow
in Texas With the cactus and cows
Amityville? More like Amity-vile
Sick to the bone
but we come with style
Coma:
So they call me Coma
Told the girl "hop on"
Throwing cheers to my boys
'Cause I'm a superstitious fella
Known to get a little drunk
But I'm here to make some noise
Jay Niles:
Master plan for a higher man
Do it all wrong
Don't fuck it up to make it all right
Drink my cup
Schlon as long as the Nile's bong
Hit it, bitch, I'm 95 strong
I'm the raw dog
Rawest of raw
Four screwdrivers
One fat straw, baby!
Tyrone Plummer:
My name's Tyrone
but they call me Plum
I call the whole game
but they call me dumb
Beer for breakfast
My Cap'n Crunch
Spread your girl's legs
and then I have lunch
Billy Autrey aka Beuter Perkins:
Well, hey, oh, hey
This will make your day
Boy, they call me Billy A
I like to chew and a-spit
And throw a ball a little bit
Boy, you better stay out of my way
Jake Bradford:
Enough with that, Jake here
Just a chill dude
I'll sweep you off your feet
No need to be crude
If I sense any question
I'll put you to the test
If it's a crime to be sexy
then you're under arrest
- You talkin' to me?
- No, can't you see?
-Well, who you talking to?
-Uh, dude, not you
Billy Autrey aka Beuter Perkins:
Well, okay, dude, you kinda rude
I ain 't really a fan of that attitude
Jake Bradford:
As I was saying before Billy interrupted
We just having good times, baby
Nothing too corrupted
If you need a little insight on who I am
Let me break it down for you
right now with my jam
Unlike Finn I don't drop to the knee
'Cause I got a bigger secret
I drop to my feet
I'm the kinda guy
that'll meet you after class
Take pride in my pitching
Like Rope and his ass
Now, come over here
with those luscious thighs
I'll make you feel loved
while Willy's getting high